once upon a time, there lived a girl who hadn't exercised in a good three months. this girl thought it a good idea to sign herself up for a very long race in hopes it would motivate her. it has yet to fully work. fortunately, this race is not until june. unfortunately, this {crazy} girl picked a leg of the race that includes a 7.5 mile run up a mountain labeled "very hard". so, if you happen upon this girl crying on the side of the road in a canyon somewhere, please do not feed her, but do take pity on her and her thoughtless ambitions.
{"i'm a big girl now, see my big girl shoes."}